when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
- attractive person: hi
- me: is this some kind of sick joke
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
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